Sh*t Creek Tee

"Listen up, boot, this tee is fresh in the fleet and it's the real deal. You know what they're gonna find when they finally police call that creek. Made from soft materials, this 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) tee comes in a light fabric weighing 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) and a Eurofit, so you can show off your boot-level pride. It has a tear-away label and fits true to size, just like your cover."